Influencers at Coachella, Katy Perry in space? The wealth gap is out of this world (literally)
thank god I can finance my chipotle burrito because I can’t pay my student loans
Hi world, quick vibe check from the girlz! When we said “bring back third spaces” we did not mean outer space! Seems like celebrities & billionaires missed that memo. Between the infamous Katy Perry Blue Origin flight and the whole “let’s go visit the bottom of the ocean” fiasco… wealth is not whispering. It’s actually lighting billions of dollars on fire in the name of some fun and funky tourism, and everyone is screaming.
Also on this week’s edition of dystopian events are the new normal… Influencers have taken over Coachella while normies use Afterpay to finance their tickets, student loan payments are so back, and our current administration is enticing women to crank out babies for… a medal? Sorry babes, the whole “you get a participation prize!” culture kinda spoiled those for me. What else ya got?
While we chit-chat about recession indicators (if you don’t laugh, you cry), the wealth gap has never been more apparent. Yet, it seems like the solution is to fake it till you make it. Instead of opting out of little luxuries like concert tickets or Chipotle burritos, we’re simply financing them with Afterpay and Klarna. Welcome to the debt economy! You can watch a college student eat caviar for breakfast while you daydream about monetizing your life to be able to afford it. What a treat! If you need us, we’ll be streaming Firework by Katy Perry (this is not an endorsement, we’re just chasing a vibe), reminiscing about the days when we still believed we’d buy a house someday.
In Other News:
The Lorde single drop is imminent (allegedly this Friday???!!?!) and it will undoubtedly shift the pop zeitgeist and also give me the will to live.
Onya Nurve is the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17—rightfully so!!! The crown has been taken home by POC for the past 5 seasons, showing drag is an important art form that gives marginalized groups space to prosper, shine, and be fierce as f*ck (in short, if you think drag is dangerous you are insane <3).
Pope Francis passed away after meeting JD Vance, and honestly I probably would too.
Addison Rae hard launched her new album on stage at Coachella via hot pink underwear through a sheer dress with “June 6” written on the butt, leaving days of the week underwear out of a job and my Spotify playlist yearning.
Sub-point: After she was spotted wearing corded headphones the internet exploded with discourse about whether her new era feels performative or not. Respectfully, isn’t that just… what being a pop star is? Would you prefer she give us nothing? Let a girl perform!
Glen Powell took Sydney Sweeney to his sister's wedding after news broke she split from her fiancé... a trope I can get behind.
The Queen has spoken… brat summer is over. These are the contenders for her replacement:
Things We Hate Right Now:
JK Rowling, once our hero, now a real she-who-must-not-be-named. Her most recent transgression was a heinous tweet supporting the UK's new anti-trans legislation. Like, no.
Speaking of selling out: the forthcoming Tate McRae x Morgan Wallen collab. We loved streaming ‘Sports car,’ why did you have to record with that buffoon of a man?!
People getting mad that Charli XCX wore a "miss should be headliner" sash at her Coachella after party... god forbid a girl actually embodies brat!
Gut enzyme propaganda.
What took place in this week’s episode of ‘The Last of Us’...
No spoilers here, but our motivation for watching the show has significantly declined.
Brain Break!
Things We Wish We Could Post But Our Boss Won’t Let Us
Another reference to the Trisha Paytas theory (is this our brand?)
Paul Mescal thirst trap (this is definitely our brand)
Quick Hits
Stop asking me about… the tariffs. If I think about it for too long I literally get scared.
Something living rent-free in our head… Bernie Sanders introducing Clairo at Coachella. Queens supporting queens!
Cheers,
the everygirlz
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This post feels bratty today.