The everygirlz are BACK with a special edition to kick off the new year! When we were originally scheming about what this Substack could be, we had a smorgasbord of wonderful and chaotic ideas. But one thing we knew for CERTAIN is that it would be a space where we could be haters. We may be only four weeks into this medium, but we feel safe here with all of you. While we don’t endorse hating for the sake of hating, or unprovoked bullying and slander (no canceling these girlbosses!), what we do stand by is: You can’t trust someone who isn’t willing to publicly tell you what they DON’T like, to honestly tell you what they do. Thus the section “Things We Hate” was born. Today’s post is an extension of that energy wherein we will be announcing the things we love and hate for the year ahead. If you feel so inclined to share an opinion of your own as you read, we would love nothing more than a comment section flooded with your ins and outs for the new year. A friendly reminder to all of us that free will exists and the thoughts and feelings of the everygirlz in no way dictate the direction in which you take your life after reading this post. With that said, cheers to 2025, may it be a year full of things you love and also things you hate. That’s showbiz baby! (A phrase which, after we use it here, is out)
Let’s get into it.
IN
balaclavas & platonic love being a priority
stuffed animals
carrying cash & finstas
collecting things & day trips
calling your friends just because
snail mail & rom coms
Ilona Maher
mixing metals & going out to eat alone
dance parties (solo and communal)
tabletop gaming
wendy’s (not sponsored but hey hmu)
food blogs (like the OG days, bring them back! but also open to innovation)
home cooked meals & chain restaurants
curly hair & hot dogs
tequila & any cocktail that actually tastes good
on that note orange wine & also whiskey sours (see above)
trains & tea
ear plugs and not being overstimulated
physical media (should we make a zine?)
wrestling, boxing; (safely physically fighting)
live music, Substack, and kissing girls
gardening of all kinds
essays
communes
being “cringe”
tankinis & air drying your hair
having a very random signature emoji
the energy of Doechii’s Tiny Desk Concert
putting too much energy into friendships that aren’t serving you (yeah this IS on the ins list)
slumber parties
handwritten letters and notes
having no agenda and just existing
mismatched nails
OUT
dirty martinis and choosing a signature drink that actually sucks
slick back buns & Amazon
little piles of stuff in your apartment
situationships and dating app freaks
maybe Tiktok against our will
definitely Tiktok shop not against our will
private equity & return to office mandates
online shopping and drive-thrus
being “chill” and/or “cool about it”
spending on products instead of experiences
vodka & stay at home girlfriends
meal prepping & Uber Eats
top sheets
long distance relationships
raw milk & bird flu
the nuclear family and man bands
streaming services and skipping meals
pondering grad school
over-apologizing
minimalism and AI
pilates propaganda
bad sleep schedules & podcasts for men
reading for knowledge instead of for fun
instagram as it’s designed
gen-alpha slang
but also pearl-clutching about gen-alpha
skincare & bows
camping out for barricade at concerts
overusing therapy speak and Coachella
taking shots & needing to have an opinion on everything
Cheers,
the everygirlz
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"pondering grad school"??? I'm procrastinating working on my application right now 😭
YES tell me why I am obsessing over having a balaclava 😂 Also LOL’ing at “pondering grad school” (as someone who subscribed to grad school)